05 May 2010

WOW!! I can see your underwear with these!

Little Timmy Asspratt lived down the street when we were kids. He needed special glasses and had to wear a helmet with a solar collector on it to power the industrial ear-warmers he was forced to wear winter summer alike. Was he picked on? No, not much but most kids shyed away from him because their fillings hurt when he was nearby. He ruined TV reception within a radius of 200 feet, so he wasn't invited over for afterschool gatherings very much. I heard he went into managementwith the TSA.

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