Typewriter Eats Girl

Amazing Russian Glass Car

The New Hi Fi Sets for 1955 Are In

I don't remember mom painting the house in high heels......

 ... but I could be wrong

QUIET!!! She'll hear you...

She's Christine's cousin and she is out for blood.

Talk about a staged photo...a BBQ where no one is wearing wifebeaters or flipflops.

BBQ-Life magazine 1958. YUM! Why did the host cut up the onions, but leave the more difficult tomatoes for his drunken guests? (those must be 24 oz beers at least!). And are you supposed to slice your own eggplant and grill it? Grilling eggplant doesn't help it a bit. And what about the stuff in lower right--hamburger? steak? cow patties? and is that fondue next to the beans?

Times are tough, even underneath Wayne Manor

Batman and his 35 year old sidekick, Robin, interrogate a criminal in the amazing Batcave.

How They Make Those Cutaway Diagrams

A call from the bean counter

"Hello,  Design & Engineering, Weederwhack speaking. Yes....what? What do you mean we have to use Falcon parts...oh crap!"

Kid Brainiacs Design Atomic Automobile

The Government led a secret program in the 60s wherein genius nerd kids developed an atomic automobile. The fatal flaw  was that none of them could see over the dashboard.

Warning! Not For Industrial Use!

Operator, get me the police!

"This is Sgt Sprinkles...what's your emergency?"


"This is Principal Dichwagger at Morning Wood High. I've got trouble brewing here. Some juvie brought in a contrband transistor radio, and activated it during third period studyhall."

"Oh My!"

"Yes, within seconds the students were exposed to rock & roll, hillbilly music and god help me some sort of race music!"

"I'm alerting the riot boys..."

"The students are starting to react....I'm locking myself in my office. I have a gun with one bullet........."

"Now just stay calm Principal Dichwagger, we're trained to deal with these kind of situations. Now tell me, are any of the teenagers swaggering, or walkin in some othewise non-drudgery fashion?"

"Yes!! And some of the girls are popping their gum... oh my"



DIAL TONE

Morning Joe

"Hi guys..I know how cold it gets up here, so I brought a LARGE thermos of decaf!"

71 Scat Pack

Those uninformed dimwits in advertising actually thought that "sex sells"!. Pfft. give me a review from Consumer Reports anytime.

This happens to everyone, right? RIGHT?

Ever been waiting for your nice cuppa Earl to steep only to discover you've put the bag in wrong way round?

We're getting new PCs at work. IT never got the ones we have now working right.

"Miss Silkbottom, Telex the Home Office and inform them that the new widescreen destop PC arrived just in time to watch the moon landing, and then make some coffee. Oh, and tell Dexter back there to quit playing with the HiFi."

Future Wars Will Be Fought By Giant Dyson Balls That Hoover Up The Battlefield

and no messy bags.

July 1936

Christmas '45

Honey, here's your present...yes I made it myself! If I could afford to give you a car, that's where it's go! You can gaze out the window now and think "Wow, if I had a new Plymouth it'd be parked right THERE!. More eggnog, dear?

Santa

In an effort to look cooler, Santa switched from the pipe for a few years in the 1930s.

What would summer be without booze and projectile weapons?

"This should be easy since there are two targets!"

"The target is BEHIND you, baby..here , you need another beer."